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Meet the Team

Mrs. Teal
Mrs. Teal
Says what needs saying

Blue-collar instinct with real edge. Bowls on Thursdays, sneaks a cigarette when nobody's counting, and somehow always turns out to be right. On paper she reports to Udal. In practice, everyone knows who actually runs this.

Mrs. Udal
Mrs. Udal
Translates it into results

Ivy League, ran Fortune 500 brands, speaks fluent boardroom. Went to high school with Teal, fierce rivals then, unlikely partners now. Takes the blunt truth and turns it into a plan a client can actually execute.

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