Your Branding Sucks  ·  We Fix That

You're
Forgettable.

There are 5 coffee shops in this town. I can't name one of them.
Can you name yours? Because your customers can't either.

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Joe Mama's House — Second-hand store turned town legend The Grassassins — Lawn service that kicks grass Custom jingles · Events · Podcasts · Videos

The Forgettable Test

Name 5 local
coffee shops.
Go.

You drew a blank after two, didn't you? Maybe one. Maybe none.
Now imagine YOUR business is one of those blanks. Every day.

That's lost money. I fix that.
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What I Do

Stories that
stick.

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Brand Backstory

Every business has a story worth telling. I find it, shape it, and make your town know it by name.

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Custom Jingles

Personalized songs that live in people's heads rent-free. Written for your brand, your voice, your customers.

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Buzz Events

The Grassassins ran a Grass Kicking Contest. People still talk about it. I create the thing people retell.

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Cause Podcasts

Have a mission? I build the audio story around it and grow a community that believes what you believe.

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Video & Social

Not pretty stock footage. Real stories, real hooks, real reason to share it.

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The Full Brand Roast

I'll tell you exactly why you're forgettable — and hand you the fix. Brutal. Useful. Fast.

Proof It Works

Before & After.

Joe Mama's House
Was: just another thrift store
Now: a story of local lore. People come for the backstory as much as the bargains. The name alone makes you ask a question.
The Grassassins
Was: a lawn mowing business
Now: they kick grass. A brand with a personality, a tagline, and an event people actually showed up to. Forgettable? Not anymore.
Art Gallery Debut
Was: an opening night
Now: an experience with a soundtrack. Personalized songs written for the artist, her work, and every guest who walked in.
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Pricing

First one in
wins.

One brand per category per town. Coffee shop, mowing, bakery — first to say yes gets the story. Everyone else stays forgettable.

The Diagnosis
$150–$250
A full audit of why you're forgettable — plus the one-page fix. Most clients upgrade. All of them should.
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The Story
$500
Full brand backstory, tagline, and one killer social hook. The thing that makes people ask "wait, who are you again?"
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The Full Kick
$1,500+
Story + jingle or video + a buzz event concept. The whole package. The town will know your name by Friday.
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Why This, Why Now

This isn't just
a business.

I'm raising money to fight the hospital that took my husband. The way I do that is the only thing I've ever been truly great at — making people impossible to ignore.

Every business I help becomes part of that fight. Every story I tell funds the next chapter of mine. When you hire me, you're not just getting a brand — you're backing someone who has something to prove.

And people who have something to prove work harder than anyone.

Go First

Ready to be
unforgettable?

Tell me your business. I'll tell you why you're forgettable — and exactly how to fix it. First one in wins.