Why You Should Listen to Me
About the Fairy
Godmother of
Not Sucking.
My Origin Story — Less Marvel, More Marketing.
I came here as a visitor. Stayed as a mother. Worked as a Marketing Director, then General Manager, then President of the Lodging Association. I've written about this town, raised four kids in it, and buried my husband because of what happened in it.
I have seen this place from every angle a human being can see it. I know the locals. I know the tourists. I know the politics. And I still can't walk into a coffee shop here and tell you its name.
That's not an insult. That's an opportunity. And I'm the only person in this town who can see both.
Author
#1 on Kindle · 4 Titles
Producer & Director
Legendary Superstars · Casinos Across America
Hospitality
Marketing Director · GM · Lodging Association President
In This Town
20 Years · Locals. Tourists. Politics.
Advocacy
We Matter Non-Profit · Thousands of Followers
This Business
Hundreds of Logos · Songs · Videos · Stories
"Call Back If You're Memorable."
"I Don't Have Time For Stupid."
"Don't Choke the Next Person Who Asks for a Logo in Comic Sans."
"Branding So Forgettable, It's Almost Criminal."
"My enthusiasm is currently on backorder."
"I've seen better concepts in a bowl of alphabet soup."
"If I wanted to listen to fiction, I'd read a book — not your marketing plan."
"Does Not Come With a Raise."
"Copies: $0.25 Each. And Your Dignity."
"Faxes Go to Die Here."
"Just Because You Can Copy Doesn't Mean You Should."
"If It's Stupid and It Works, It's Still Stupid."
"I Don't Have Time to Pretend I Like You."
"My Bowling Average Is Higher Than Your Standards."
"Don't Talk to Me Until I've Eaten This."
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